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OH MY FUCKING GOD.
RATED R: BECAUSE REASONS
‘mostly tom hiddleson’
omfg pls
:’)
Lesbian alternatives to the phrase “Cockblock”
lookinyoungandpreservedforever:
1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) ScissorceptionVAGECTED I AM CRYING
TACO BLOCKO!
My burlesque troop had a Gangnam Style themed rehearsal last week. We has to split up into three groups and “dance out” a Halloween theme (witches, ghosts and vampires) to the Gangnam Style song while incorporating the moves. I learned allot that day. Like, apparently, the best way to kill a vampire is to punch it in the vagina. This totally happened.










