Mad Hattie
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reneeeeeeeeee:

theiahexe:

accidentallyallthesouls:

iwillmindfuckyou:

hammn:

Tumblr: The Movie Announcement Trailer audio

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

RATED R: BECAUSE REASONS

‘mostly tom hiddleson’

omfg pls

:’)

Lesbian alternatives to the phrase “Cockblock”

lookinyoungandpreservedforever:

devioustofu:

1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorception

VAGECTED I AM CRYING

TACO BLOCKO!

My burlesque troop had a Gangnam Style themed rehearsal last week. We has to split up into three groups and “dance out” a Halloween theme (witches, ghosts and vampires) to the Gangnam Style song while incorporating the moves. I learned allot that day. Like, apparently, the best way to kill a vampire is to punch it in the vagina. This totally happened. 

yes-ze-did:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind

I think someone just won the internet

centipedehoez:

andrewkurbiko:

Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars

the universe is amazing

centipedehoez:

andrewkurbiko:

Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars

the universe is amazing

Hell-to-the-yep

Hell-to-the-yep